it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
Trusting people is becoming hard
Keeping my grades up is becoming hard
Feeling pretty is becoming hard
Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard
Doing work is becoming hard
Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard
Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it
Just close your eyes and listen. Listen to the sound of his pure voice. Imagine you are sitting next to him on the piano bench. He’s looking at you, smiling, as the words comes out of his mouth.
"Well, I’ve never been a man of many words.
And there’s nothing I could say that you haven’t heard.
But I’ll sing you love songs til the day I die.
The way I’m feeling,
I can’t keep it inside.
I’ll sing a sweet serenade whenever you’re feeling sad,
And a lullaby each night before you go to bed.
I’ll sing to you for the rest (of my life)”
ASDFGHJKL WHAT AM I DOING TO MYSELF.
I’ve listened to this at least 15 times today.
- Percy: Am I a troubled kid?
- Percy: ....
- Percy: hella
I just want to get married to someone and start building a life together. How cute is the idea though. Waking up to someone, making breakfast, being lazy together, marathoning lotr, watching tv shows cuddled in blankets, taking turns making tea, making them smile, reading books aloud, not being alone…
this is beyond accurate and let me tell you its the best feeling in the world.
This is what it’s like, and it’s paradise on earth.